JCPenney you can go on ahead and fuck right off. and you “New Found Glory”… i always thought you were a shitty band and now you’ve proved it so far and beyond anything i every expected. fucking hacks.
if anyone has watched television for the past couple of weeks, it’s impossible not to see that fucking “ode” to The Breakfast Club commercial they’ve been playing NON FUCKING STOP.
if you missed it, here ya go:
now, is it me or is JCPenney totally going after the wrong demographic here??? The Breakfast Club was released in 1985. yes, eighteen years ago.
i’m guessing they’re shooting for the “tween” and “young teenage” demo here. so let’s say the average age is 15. that means the kids they’re going after were -3 when this film was released. now granted, i’m sure there are some kids out there that have seen this flick, but in reality, they’d be pushing it trying to sell it to my demographic.
and the BEST thing, is that they have a album of five covers and the original “Don’t You Forget About Me”, aptly titled “Don’t You Forget About Me: The Covers”. what’s even better, the shitty commercial, “New Found Glory” version isn’t even on it.
check out the “retro” artwork:
i just threw up
i would tell the “Simple Minds” to go fuck themselves as well, but they’ve been doing that for a while now.
and my biggest fuck you goes out to John Hughes. HOW COULD YOU SIR?! HOW COULD YOU?!?
